21st April 2014 9:50
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My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

21st April 2014 9:43
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ash never thinks

20th April 2014 6:27
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20th April 2014 6:16
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20th April 2014 6:10
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20th April 2014 5:39
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15th April 2014 5:29
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”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

10th April 2014 4:16
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A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

8th April 2014 8:00
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8th April 2014 6:21
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"I’ve pissed off a lot of people in my time. But never gays. I’m smart like that."