15th September 2014 5:42
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tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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15th September 2014 5:33
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15th September 2014 5:31
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phukers:

when u see someone hot at the gym

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15th September 2014 4:49
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► reblogged from dorkvader (originally midnight-emotive)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

15th September 2014 4:38
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► reblogged from yarapalacay (originally smokingweedwithparishilton2)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

29th August 2014 9:31
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally hipsterloli)
23rd August 2014 10:40
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally awwww-cute)

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

20th August 2014 8:18
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally 12-stars)
The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

3rd August 2014 0:07
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ghdos:

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

Awesome.

2nd August 2014 0:22
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally rnikedirnt-deactivated20121204)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous