29th August 2014 9:31
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23rd August 2014 10:40
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villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

20th August 2014 8:18
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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

3rd August 2014 0:07
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ghdos:

christiandinoor:

69chainzzz420:

Incredible

0-100 at light speed

Awesome.

2nd August 2014 0:22
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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

25th July 2014 22:22
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jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

25th July 2014 22:18
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fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

9th June 2014 0:57
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disneyfansonly:

the-so-relatable:

relationshipnotes:

Breaking up sucks. Especially when it’s an embarrassingly epic FAIL like these…

Embarrassing Breakup FAILS

the worst kind of breakups..

i feel sorry for the girl in #6

what the fuckkkk #3

9th June 2014 0:53
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ffractum:

I WAS IN SUCH A BAD MOOD UNTIL NOW

8th June 2014 8:12
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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”