[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
guys help there’s this one girl in my class and she’s a belieber and she was sitting next to me and i was blogging on my phone and there was a picture of justin bieber being exorcised and she saw it and now she’s yelling at me and she’s like really strong and scary HELP
i threw salt at her
I’m proud of you, now exorcise that demon out of her.
when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about