25th July 2014 22:22
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► reblogged from glace-on (originally peterthestarcatcher)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

25th July 2014 22:18
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► reblogged from glace-on (originally necrophilofthefuture)

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

9th June 2014 0:57
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► reblogged from yarapalacay (originally just-relatable)

disneyfansonly:

the-so-relatable:

relationshipnotes:

Breaking up sucks. Especially when it’s an embarrassingly epic FAIL like these…

Embarrassing Breakup FAILS

the worst kind of breakups..

i feel sorry for the girl in #6

what the fuckkkk #3

9th June 2014 0:53
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► reblogged from dorkvader (originally revhallowell)

ffractum:

I WAS IN SUCH A BAD MOOD UNTIL NOW

8th June 2014 8:12
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► reblogged from ambomercy (originally trillow-deactivated20130822)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

8th June 2014 7:50
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6th June 2014 4:18
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► reblogged from glace-on (originally itsmemacleod)

itsmemacleod:

kids these days dance too close they need to make room for jesus

6th June 2014 4:09
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally dandy-prince)

ranetree:

xanthene:

skypride:

How a blind girl sees the world. Very cute video.

How precious c:

reblogging again because wow cutie

This video does with images what I hope to be able to one day to with words.

6th June 2014 4:04
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally samfallen)

accioabaddon:

samfallen:

samfallen:

guys help there’s this one girl in my class and she’s a belieber and she was sitting next to me and i was blogging on my phone and there was a picture of justin bieber being exorcised and she saw it and now she’s yelling at me and she’s like really strong and scary HELP

i threw salt at her

I’m proud of you, now exorcise that demon out of her.

6th June 2014 3:47
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► reblogged from bloodyyram (originally weavemunchers-deactivated201407)

weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

image